Freudian Slip Reveals Van Halen Actually Preppy Kid

Ignoring the fact that anything with Eddie Van Halen is the worst band in the world, there is a specific debate I’ve engaged in multiple times that is like a steering wheel in my pants (it drives me nuts. Get it?).

There is a line in the song Hot for Teacher that is WRONG. If you can’t follow the logic as to WHY it’s wrong, then the reason you’re a VH fan is obvious.

It sings: “Oh man, I think the clock is slow… I don’t feel tardy”.

Really? You don’t think you’re late because the clock is slow? So many times people seem unwilling to even attempt understanding the logic.  They just blindly follow this guy:

The Things You See in Ely, MN

My wife and a friend of ours went up to Ely, MN and took some of the most interesting pictures. Go ahead and do a Google search if you want to know the official tourist attractions, but scroll down if you would prefer an honest photo-review of experiencing Ely:

Welcome to Ely, talk to the hand

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Keep Your Eyes on the Snowball

Keep Your Eyes on the Snowball

I Prefer My Moose in Chocolate Ice Cream

Sometimes a little thing can make a big difference. It had been a good meal; kind of a long wait, but Duder had notable patience and the food was excellent when it finally arrived. It was a great family date over in Effie. As I was pulling out, Wifey suggested we take the other way home – that little, low-impact decision is what made a big difference for the night. I made an awkward turn in the middle of the intersection and away we went, happy as clams with the duder asleep in the back.